Disclaimer: I am not the creator of X-men: Evolution.
A/N: In this fanfic I'm gonna set up Rogue/Gambit , Kitty/Pietro, Storm/Logan and there will be two love triangle with Pyro/Wanda/Toad and Colossus/Tabitha/Sam.
please review.
Just so you know some of the characters will be Out of Character in the fic, so Logan will be a little playful with Storm in this chapter.
( ) - characters thinking
(a/n) - my thoughts
" - characters speaking
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Chap1: "The Valley Girl Princess Distress"
"AAH, PIETRO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM NOW, I LIKE HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER , MOVE YOUR ASS, YOU JERK."Banning her fist on the door for the fifth time, she waited frustrated with Pietro taking time in the bathroom.
She heard a click of the lock open and out came Pietro wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist.
Water dripping all over his skin and his hair moist back and his trade mark smirk plastered on his face.
Kitty didn't notice she was staring at him for so long until he mentioned it.
"Take a picture Pryde, it'll last longer."
Brushing beet red at the fact she got caught and furious that she was checking him out, when he's the enemy.
"Please Maximoff, the day I'm interested in you, is the day that Wolverine wears a pink tutu."
She pushed him out of the way and slammed the door on his face.
She leaned against the door making sure he was gone ,hearing Pietro's soft laughter and his feet walking away.
(Thank gawd, he's like gone, I can't stand that pasty white jerk anymore than I can stand a dentist drilling my teeth, he is such a conceited,self-centered,pervert,asshole.)
Letting out a small breath to calm herself down, she turn on the water and got ready for the day.
Done with taking a shower, Kitty went to her room to change, only to be stopped in her track, when she saw her door open, she step inside and to her horror sitting on her bed fully dress is Pietro reading her laptop, where she keep her journal inside,she let out a scream that could wake the dead, getting Pietro's attention immediately.
"Jeez Pryde, are you trying to make me deaf or something, shut that big mouth of yours, please."
"HOW DARE YOU LIKE SIT THERE IN MY ROOM, READING MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS, YOU THOUGHTLESS ASSHOLE."
She walked up to him turn off her journal and laptop, she unhook it and grabbed it away from him.
she put it on her desk and turn back to him.
"So Pryde, when were you ever gonna tell me that you have a crush on me or the fact that you watch power rangers like a religion cause you want to marry the actor who plays Blake the navy thunder ranger."
"I will never ever have a crush on the likes of you Pietro, so like get over yourself and so what with I do like power rangers that is none of your business."
"Uh huh, sure you don't have a longing of passion for me Pryde, I saw the way you look at me like you were the lioness and I was the prey later on in the bathroom."
"Aah please, more like a look of utter disgust and only was staring at you cause I was shocked to see you in nothing but a towel, the image of you scare me to death."
"So having sex is out of the question then."
Laughing at Kitty's mortified face sent a spark of fury in her that she just loss it.
She was so pissed at Pietro that she tried to tackle him but failed when he flipped her over and on to the bed, she forgot that she was wearing only a towel that it got loose but it still was covering her, so she tryed to keep it close but Pietro beat her to it and grabbed the towel and with his speed yanked it off and ran right out of there before she could do anything to him.
She gasp of shocked, grabbed her blanket and covered herself with it.
"PIETRO, YOU ASSHOLE."
Absolutely furious with what happened, she got dressed quickly and ran to start her hunt for Pietro.
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Looks like Kitty isn't the only one who is having problems with their new house guests, so are the others especially Rogue.
Apparently the card-throwing mutant named Remy Lebeau hasn't stop flirting with her throughout the whole day.
He's dangerously getting on the southern belle's last good nerve.
"Look swamp rat, if ya don't leave me alone your gonna see what's it like to be Scott Summers when ah personally shove a stick up your ass, compende?
Wince with the thought of how much that would hurt." Ouch, Cherie you paint such a pretty picture and here Remy thought you like moi."
"Ah sooner do the tango with Sabretooth then ever have any sort of feelings for ya, now get out of mah way."
Rogue shoved Gambit out of the way and ran as fast as she can to her and Kitty's room,shutting the door very fast and locking it to make sure Gambit couldn't get in.
When she turn around she saw a very pissed off Kitty lying down on her bed.
Wanda just passed by her without saying anything and left the two girls alone, she really didn't feel like hearing a girl talk moment and Rogue had to relocked the door again to make sure Remy couldn't get in , she walked up to her and sat on the edge of Kitty's bed.
"What in tarnation is wrong with ya , ya look like someone told ya all the malls in the world were closing down for good."
"I'll give you a clue, what has white hair,moves like the wind and is the most annoying person that ever walk this planet."
"Oh, Pietro's getting on your nerves."
"Ding ding ding, give the lady a prize, OK like when I walking to the bathroom to get wash up and ready, Mr.I think I'm perfect, took forever in there, then has the like nerve to accuse me of checking him out,then when I was like done with the bathroom I like walk in my room to see him reading my journal in my laptop, so I took it from him and yelled at him about respect for people's private property, then he insults me and I try to beat him up and he like remove my towel I have like on and ran with his stupid super speed and I'm like lying down there on my bed butt-naked mortified beyond belief and I cover myself with my blanket and went to my closet to get quickly dress."
"Whoa, what did ya do, did ya get your revenge on the jerk?."
"I like try to track him down but Kurt told me he ran out the front door, so I like have no choice but to wait for the asshole and kill him."
"Oh hey, ah got a plan how about ah help ya with your pain in the ass if ya help me with mine, what do ya say?."
"So having problems with a certain like red and black eyed Cajun huh, alright like sure it's a deal and what kind of plan do you have in mind?."
Rogue and Kitty put their heads to together to come up with a fool-proof plan that would make both guys leave them alone for good.
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Fixing his bike by the garage, covered in oil and dirt is Logan or also known as Wolverine.
He's getting a little bit frustrated about the whole problem with Sabretooth, so he thought fixing his bike might cheer him up a bit.
"So a certain cat crawl up your butt, huh Logan."
Looking up he saw the beautiful wind-rider mutant storm walking up to him with two coffee mugs in her hands.
"Gee, nothing gets by you Ro."
He got up and wipe his hands and Ororo handed him his coffee, they both went to a nearby bench and sat down together.
"So tell me what has Victor been up to that gets you so work up today."
"Bah , that asshole has been eating half of our food and then today he took my newspaper before I even had a chance to read it yet and I swear I saw him eyeing by bike, like he's gonna take it and ride it."
Storm started laughing at Logan's accusation about Sabretooth, which cause the short-tempered mutant to raise his eyebrow at her and cause him to growl at her of annoyance.
"Hey Ro, what the hell are you laughing at? this is a serious matter and I would some understanding here."
Giggling a bit before she stop and wipe her eyes of tears."Sorry Logan but you are just as paranoid of him as he is of you, it is so hilarious and I can't help myself."
She turn to him and saw him sitting there peeve as hell and it just her to laugh again.
"OK, you gonna be like that, I'll give a real reason to laugh."
He grabbed both of their mugs, put them down on the ground and when she wasn't prepared, he started ticking her non-stop until they both collapse on to the ground.
Storm was barely out of breath and begging Logan to stop while shouting and screaming of delight.
"L..LOGAN STOP, I CAN BARELY TAKE IT, PLEASE."
"Then tell me I am king of all and you shall abide by my rules, apologized to your highness and I shall stop the torture."
"Never your highness,I rather suffered then abide by your torture and cruelty."
Storm flipped Logan sideways and she got on top of him and tryed to tickle him instead but to know use since Logan isn't ticklish,so Logan took over again but instead of doing the same routine, he decided to pin her underneath him and into that moment all things around them were frozen and faded away, when they looked into each other's eyes.
As if gravity itself pulled them together against their will and before they knew what was coming, they shared a passionate kiss.
But of course they got caught by the new mutants that Logan forgot he had a training session with.
So all you heard was cat calls and whistling, that Logan and Ororo split apart like the just got burn.
"WooHoo yeah Logan and Storm are swapping spit." Bobby said.
"Aw isn't it so romantic and sweet." Amara said.
" Logan and Storm kissing in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Ororo with a baby carriage." all the new mutants sang together.
But that soon stop when they heard the infamous growl, snarl and the sound of claws unleashed, that they soon regretted their teasing.
"Ya pups are in very much trouble, I was going to be easy on you and let you have a good game of dodge ball but since you all think your comedies, you will be training with me for 6 hours non-stop, isn't that so much fun."
Nothing you could heard but moans, groans and a few aw man's, Logan told them all to get started in the obstacle course,they did as they was told and ran to it.
Logan turned to Ororo but she didn't return the glance and just stared at the flowers.
"You know if you stare at the flowers any longer and harder you'll burn a hole right through them."
Snapping out of her daze,Ororo looked up at him and she lost the will to speak.
An explosion cause both grown-ups to jump, knowing only one person who could to that.
"BOOM-BOOM, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO USE POWERS WHEN WE ARE DOING DRILLS."
Before Storm could say or do anything Logan ran after the kids and left her alone.
Wrapping herself in her shawl and walked back into the school, completely disappointed that she couldn't tell him the truth.
Sighing with despair and confusion." Oh Logan, what are we going to do ?"
A/N: I was gonna write more but I didn't want it to so long, well please read and review thank you.
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