Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NOR CREATED X-MEN EVOLUTION, PERIOD.
A/N: Hey, wow I didn't think I could write so much in the last chapter, anyway here is the next chappie, enjoy.
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Chap2:"Revenge is sweet or sour?"
Two figures are walking down the hallways to reach two rooms that belong to two guys and their roomates.
They have written a letter to each boy and are planning to give them the letter without anyone seeing them.
But on the way to Pietro, Sam and Bobby's room , one of the figure has a sudden urge to have giggle fit.
"Shh Kitty, ya give us away if you don't been quite, someone could here ya and our plan will go down the river."
"S...Sorry R..R..R..Rogue, I..I..I..like c...can't help it."
Rogue shoved her elbow in Kitty's stomach and stepped on her foot, doing so definitely made Kitty stop her giggling and almost made her scream with Rogue hadn't covered her mouth with her hand, when done screaming Kitty snatch Rogue's arm and pulled it off.
"Bitch, what the freaking like is wrong with you?are you like trying to hurt me or something?."
"Sorry Kit but ya gave me no choice, ya are like a fucking hyena , we're in a mission and your laughing it up, what if Remy and Pietro had heard you or someone else and then came over here, what are we to say when they asked us what are we doing then our plan won't succeed, got it."
"Ma'am yes ma'am, do you have anymore orders, corporal."Kitty straightened her back and salute like a private in the army.
"Shut up, can we please get this over with?so ah can strangle you later."
Kitty phased her head in the door to make sure no one was in there then she open the door and Rogue followed after her.
"Ok, ah'm gonna put the letter under Pietro's pillow and ya phased your head in, so we know if anyone is coming our way."
Kitty phased her head out the door waiting for Rogue to finish and hoping no one comes this way.
"Alright, that's that, let's get outta here before anyone sees us."
Opening the door again, they ran to the next room which belongs to Scott and Remy, they did the same routine and left to go to the danger room for the next plan.
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Remy Lebeau has gotten an invitation to come to the danger room alone from Rogue.
When approaching the place, he sees that Pietro is there also.
"Bonjour mon ami , what are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same thing gumbo."
"Well, mon belle fille sent Remy a letter t' come alone because de fille has a surprise for Remy."
"Same here but mine is from Kitty."
"What do you think both filles ask us here for?"
"Don't know, your guess is as good as mine, cajun."
"So what do we do now?"
As soon as Gambit said that, the lights of the danger room turn on.
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Rogue and Kitty are sitting on the chairs of the control room to the danger room,they planned to give the guys of hell of a workout.
"So how about cranking this puppy up kit and show these guys, why you don't mess with the X-women."
"Sure thing Miss Rogue, let's see now which button do I like press?, oh yeah this one."
She activated one of Logan's extreme session and I mean extreme, so they sat back and watch the show unfold before them.
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An hour or so, the doors to the danger room opened and two tired gentlemen came out with ripped clothes, with a few scratches,cuts and burns.
Both men collapsed to the floor and raised their heads upon hearing giggling and laughing.
Once Remy and Pietro's visions came back to normal they saw Rogue and Kitty there with grins.
"Aww, ya poor babies, did the mean old machines hurt ya?." Rogue said.
"Yeah , like do you old men need some meds or a wheelchair?."Kitty said.
"Y..you did this.s.s to us?" Pietro said.
"Paybacks a bitch ain't it." Rogue said.
"Why mon chere?" Gambit said.
"We warned you guys not to mess with us but like you refused to listen,so we got revenge for your constant teasing and bullying." Kitty said.
" You filles are pure evil she-demons." Remy said.
" I agree, your supposed to be the good guys and always protect not punish the guilty, have you lost your damn minds?, you could have killed us, My God." Pietro said.
"Both you filles better leave here and hide somewhere safe." Remy said.
"Like why?" Kitty said.
" Because as soon as we heal and can breathe again, we are going to teared you apart and there won't be anything left to find for evidence." Pietro said.
Both guys tried to get up slowly, seeing that the guys were determined to get them back, both girls ran away to find a place to hide from them and hope they won't be found.
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Wanda is sitting on the sofa, watching the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabam, eating popcorn and a can of soda, when John walked in, sat down next to her and changed the tv channel to watch a british sport called rugby, a violent game that is kinda like football and soccer except players on two competing teams may kick, dribble, or run with the ball and in which forward passing, substitution of players, and time-outs are not permitted.
Just the type of sport John likes but a very pissed off Wanda is trying to get the movie back.
"Hey fireball, I was watching that, give me that back right now."
She strench out her arm and tried to get it from him but failed when John lean back and kept the remote far away from her.
"Why do you wanna see such a boring movie, sheila."
"First of all, Harry Potter rocks and second I don't have to explain anything to a brainless corpse like yourself, aussie."
Wanda was so fed up with him that she decided to jump on top of him and make a grabbed for the remote John laughed at her predicament.
"I knew one day you wanted to jump my bones witchy, I should have known you like to be on top."
Upon his remark Wanda grabbed the remote.
"Ha , I got it fireball."
John grabbed her waist and held her tight so she wouldn't leave.
"And I got you love right where I wanted you."
Wanda just realized the postion that she was in and tryed to get out of it, but it was no use, since he had a tight grip on her.
"Love, I think you should stop wiggling like that or you'll be sorry."
"Really and why's that, aussie."
She got her answer when she felt something poking her butt, then she knew why he warned her and she was so mortified that she hex his arms off her and she ran up to the stair to take a long shower and burn her clothes.
John just laugh at her embrassment, he calmed down his groin area and went back to watching his game but just then Toad hopped in the front of the tv with a furious glare on his face.
"What the bloody hell to you want?, mate."
"Yo, what the hell do you think your doing?"
"I'm watching the telly, what does it look like."
"No stupid, what the hell were you doing with Wanda?, I saw everything and you were forcing her."
John stood up with alot of fury and faced Toad." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ACCUSING ME ABOUT FROGGY?."
Toad didn't stand back but instead he stood up to him." You heard me aussie, I saw you trying to make her do something sexual."
"Now listen here you miserable slimy git, I did not force her into anything, you should get all your facts before you blame people of things they did not do, even though this is not your business I will tell you what happened, I was playing with her by taking the remote from her and keeping it away from her that's all, so I appreciate with you get your fowl body odor away from me before I hurl."
John shoved with out the way and was about to go but Toad piggyback John and both gentlemen had a fight for ScarletWitch.
Punches throwed, kicks landed and powers used until Logan and Beast pulled them apart, is when they saw black and blues, cuts, scratches and burns from John's fire power.
Logan told them to get cleaned up by Storm in the hospital wing and if they fight again, he would personally removed all their limbs, so they won't have anything to use to fight.
They grumbled their way to the hospital wing to see Storm but not before toad threaten him, that it isn't over yet.
While that drama has ended another is starting to unfold, when Remy told Pietro to meet him at the basketball court outside.
He has an idea on how to get the girls back for their little stunt earlier, one alot worse and demeaning to them that would have no choice but to surrender themselves to them.
Lighting up a cig, he leans on the pole of the hoop, awaiting for his speedy friend, a blast of wind let's him know he has arrived.
" Ya know that'll give ya cancer, you should really give those up."
Smirking his cocky trade mark smile, he inhales one last smoke before he blows it out at Pietro and flicks the cig at him, he got an annoyed look from him by doing that.
"Didn't think you care about Remy, mon ami?."
"Ha , the day I care for you gumbo is the day I do the hokey-pokey with Sabretooth and Wolverine, anyway what is the plan you have cajun, this had better be good, I want to get that those bitches back."
Remy shook his, a tsk tsk sound coming from his mouth before he reply." Not very nice t' say such a word t' beautiful filles mon ami , where are your manners, didn't your mama taught you betta?."
"No because she died before I ever met her, can you please tell me what the fuck I'm doing here?."
"Sorry mon ami, Remy didn't know, de reason your here iz because I have a plan t' deal weeth de filles."
Pietro listened in on Remy's idea and two started getting supplies for the plan to work.
Remy told Pietro to get two things from the girls room and meet him at the computer in the library where there was a scanner they could use.
Pietro got what Remy asked which happened to be Rogue's diary and Kitty's laptop where she also keeps her diary in.
Remy opened her folder which contained her diary inside, he copyed and printed 200 pages of them all, then when that was done, he scan Rogue's diary and did the same thing as well.
Pietro got some tape Remy gave him some of the pages step by step and tape them all to the entire house.
Which only took a few seconds when finished Remy brought back the diary and laptop in their rooms, they waited at the living room to await the fireworks that are about to display.
The fuse has been lit when everyone notice the papers everywhere and started reading them, there were laughter and some angry hissing from some of the people who read bad things about them.
"How dare she called me a spoiled rich bitch with a fake nose." Amara said, before she burn the page up.
" At least Rogue got you down but look at the bullshit Kitt wrote about me, I do not dance naked and look at myself at the mirror, by the way how did she find out?." Roberto said.
Everyone looked up him with raised eyebrows and Amara slapped him for his comment about her before she stormed to her room.
"UH AMARA ,YOUR SUPPOSE TO STORM OUT OF THE HOUSE, NOT INSIDE YOUR ROOM." Bobby yelled after Amara before he bursted out laughing at her.
"Did you guys know Katzchen has a mustache, looks like Keety fits her name purrrrfectly, since she has whiskers maybe we hould be checking for a tail." Kurt said, then he pretend to be a cat walking around on all fours and moving his tail side to side like a cat meowing and licking his paw.
"Kitty said I was a psycho bitch, who should be locked up in a mental hospital and be Wanda's playtoy, what does she mean by that?." Tabitha said out loud with a confused look, everyone just shook their heads at her reply.
"Hey, I have something on Rogue, her guilty pleasure is that she is a PussyCat Dolls fan and all this time she was acting like a hard ass, she's not so scary after all." Toad read what Rogue wrote about sneaking out to see a the Pussycat Dolls concert.
Remy and Pietro just stood there, snickering behind their hands at their masterpiece plan working beautifully, now they just have to wait for Rogue and Kitty to get home from the mall and everything would work out perfect.
As if the gods themselves heard their wish and granted it because in that second, walks Kitty and Rogue with bags of clothes and other items, Bang-Boom the fireworks exploded, when everyone rushed to them, demanding the truth of all the things they wrote.
Remy and Pietro patted each other on the back for congrats of the complete mortified look on the girls faces.
"WHO THE FUCK DID THIS, AH WANT ANSWERS NOW OR THE COST WOULD BE HELL." It's amazing for someone who is so pale can be red very fast in a blink of an eye. Rogue dropped her bags and grabbed a very amused Toad by the collar and shook him with such force, his head lop back and forth like rubber, Kitty on the other hand just stood there dumbfounded with not a word to say.
It was the Professor who came back from having dinner with Storm, Magneto and Beast that stopped the chaos he ordered everyone to their room, but Rogue,Kitty,Bobby,Kurt,Tabitha,Toad,Scott,Jean, Amara,Roberto,Beast,Storm,Wanda and Magneto.
Everyone went to the Professor's office and sat down or stood, waiting for what the Prof or Magneto had to say.
Remy and Pietro stood outside the door to hearing what they were talking about, enjoying every minute of their success.
(Mr. Lebeau and Maximoff, it's not polite to eavesdropped on private conversations, please join us will you.) The professor mentally said, the boys groan knowing they were in it for sure, so much for getting away with it.
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